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I wonder if my parents ever look at me and think, "Oh my God, my child is retarded." »

depthsofsapphire:

lol, my dad actually tells me i’m retarded.

christielouwho:

add on: can you afford razors? no? STAY HAIRY.

courtnieduffel:

I WILL BE YOUR BABIES’ MAMA.
and I don’t even like kids.

alymelisskarsgarding:

ericslilfangbanger:

hellyeahskarsgod:

alexandersoverbite:

a-skarsgardsf:

#Alex I’m coming

I need a “my ovaries are ready” gif…anyone?

ALEX…get ready for my baby making abilities…its on like donkey kong.

REBLOG AND CLICK THE PICTURE TO INSTALL THIS TUMBLR SIDEBAR.

cauldroncakes:

thesoundofmyvendetta:

ohhowyoufoolme:

myintersect:

prettyneonstars:

xinyiii:

Omg, it works. Yay

Does work :D

yay :—-D messages are back on my dash.

Aha didn’t expect this to actually work :)

Reblogging so people know that this works and is great :3

Guisee! Reblog! It actually works!:’)

BEST THING EVER.

turningjapaneseonyourmother:

mrshudson-tookmyskull:

;D

I don’t leave through a door, I walk out the gates of Hell.

rouxx:

gpoy.

I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago.

I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago.